SprayCyber

yellow cyber spray

Yellow Spray

€ 10,00

Fear no more!! Your cyber solution for “We have NO f*cking clue”  is here: Yellow SprayCyber Spray(™)! With this cheap and easy to use tool you can make them understand. You can get a 3d visual of all their cyber challenges with just a couple of sprays of our amazing Yellow  SprayCyber Spray(™) product! Right…

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Description

How to use Yellow SprayCyber Spray(™) in 4+2 easy steps: 

  1. Raise your hands in the air in total despair, then shake your head
  2. Grab a SprayCyber Spray(™) can in the needed colour to visually explain your point
  3. Pop the cap of the can and aggressively spray your vision on the board room table
  4. Explain your point
  5. Cry out the activation quote: DO YOU GET IT NOW???
  6. Profit (or get fired, up to you)

 

Additional information

Ingredients

60% cyber bullshit, 5% holistic water, 9% web3 / crypto / whatever, 11% Artificial Intelligence, 8% hate, 2% investor hair, 0.5% club mate, 4% marketing, 0.5% paying customer sweat (yes we recycle), 100% community love

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