SprayCyber

Random Spray

€ 15,00

Surprise, surprise, M*therf*ckers! Let our pigeon Jeanne-Paul pick whatever f*cking colour he wants based on the grumpiness of our team.

Description

How to use Random SprayCyber Spray(™) in 4+2 easy steps: 

  1. Raise your hands in the air in total despair, then shake your head
  2. Grab a SprayCyber Spray(™) can in the needed colour to visually explain your point
  3. Pop the cap of the can and aggressively spray your vision on the board room table
  4. Explain your point
  5. Cry out the activation quote: COO COO! DO YOU GET IT NOW???
  6. Profit (or get fired, up to you)

 

Additional information

Ingredients

60% cyber bullshit, 5% holistic water, 9% web3 / crypto / whatever, 11% Artificial Intelligence, 8% hate, 2% investor hair, 0.5% club mate, 4% marketing, 0.5% paying customer sweat (yes we recycle), 100% community love

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