Who are we and how did we start this?

This company started like every other Unicorn company out there. Just a couple of friends, having a beer, talking about holistic approaches on cyber security, when some scruffy burned-out CISO at the table next to us mentioned how hard it was to visualise your cyber strategy to the board. We agreed, and then our thought leader extraordinaire saw some drunk pigeon come in with a serpentine can.

Things clicked, and the next day Spray Cyber was born. He pitched the idea to some investors, but because they didn’t know shit regarding the cyber subject, he put them on a boat back to their shiny rainbow and lent his startup capital from a bunch of shady hedgehogs with unregistered fingerprints instead. (thanks for the connection Sami!)

A marketing team was quickly formed, a spokesperson pigeon was recruited and here we are. Ready to rumble. So if you want to be part of our cult, start by buying some spray, and talking about it outside of your regular AA meetings. Together we can do this.