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RED

IS FOR THE
DANGER ZONE








GREEN

IS FOR THE
SAFE ZONE







JEANNE-PAUL

IS FOR COMPLETE RANDOMNESS







BLUE

IS FOR BLUE
TEAM PLAYGROUND








YELLOW

IS FOR “NO
F*CKING CLUE”

To be honest, none.
But if you believe in this amazing product, like us, still none.
The boardroom table might have permanent damage.
You get to spray stuff like you always wanted.
It stinks.
You could get hurt. Either from the spray itself or from a boardroom member.
But hey, paid holidays.
No tiger will ever jump you anymore.
Benefits are overrated anyhow.

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